November Novelties

Like any reasonable person, I think Daylight Savings Time is stupid. I have often said that I like evening outdoor recreation as much as anyone, but if I want extra daylight in the evening, it's up to me to adjust my schedule, not force everyone else to mess with their internal clocks.

But if I have that attitude, I should live up to it under the current system by adjusting my schedule. Before the time change last week, I usually went to bed at 11:00. And now, I have tried to go to bed at 10:00, so my body doesn't have to adjust. And I've been successful! (The exception was Monday night, because the season premiere of Holiday Baking Championship went until 11:00.) Ever since I got back from England in August, I haven't been setting my alarm, just waking up when my body is ready.

Last week, I wanted to try making a Thanksgiving-inspired ice cream. Last year I made cilantro ice cream for the Fourth of July, so I tried to follow the same technique and infuse celery flavor into milk. But it didn't really taste like celery at all. It was just vanilla ice cream. I don't know if I should have steeped it longer or used a different technique, or if celery just doesn't have a lot of flavor to impart.

I went on short trail runs every day this week, and it makes me happy that even in November, there are still some sunflowers around.

On Friday morning, I went to the grand opening of the new Sprouts store in Bountiful. Sprouts is like a slightly less fun version of Trader Joe's, and I'm so happy we have one close now! For being one of the first customers, I got two free grocery bags, some samples, and a rose. The store was packed. I was surprised to see that many people at a grocery store at 7 a.m. on a weekday! And the checkout line took a long time. But I will be happy to keep going there, now that it's conveniently located. I got many items that you can see in pumpkinundation roundup below.

 Also this week, historian Ben Park posted that he was happy to be a finalist for the Utah Historical Society's best book award for his American Zion. And many people liked his post. And it's wild to me that I made this happen! It was my job to send out emails to presses asking them to nominate books. And I reached out to the presses to nominate American Zion and the winner, This Abominable Slavery, specifically. I think I'm a nobody, but I'm having a measurable influence on the world!

Yesterday (Saturday), I decided I wanted to run up to the remains of the old cabin in Bountiful, because that would make me feel more justified in not going on another fourteen-mile run. You get to the cabin via the Kenny Creek Trail, which I really do not like—it's steep, overgrown, rocky, and washed out in places. But there are new trails that make it easier: BST, Hornet, and Maple Glow (formerly called Maple Syrup). I went up these new trails, which were nice and easy for 2.4 miles, until I reached the intersection with Kenny Creek.

It was another 1.35 miles to get to the cabin, making 3.75 miles to get to it.

That 1.35 miles was really hard, and I took lots of breaks. I did pass a few other people, and one man said, "Wow, good job!" as I was running up. But would he have said "good job" if he knew how much I stopped? 

As I stopped at the cabin, I looked over the shoulder, and I was surprised to see I was steaming! I think it was the combination of the sweat on my shirt and the cool air. (I was glad I wore gloves.) 

Since I had made the effort to make it all the way to the cabin, I decided I would follow the trail as it kept going. It was less steep at this point, but it was not a good running trail at all, so I just walked. It was hard to follow the trail; luckily, there were can ends nailed to trees to serve as markers. It was a cool place to be, and there were good views; I bet it would have been amazing when there were still leaves on the aspens. But there are lots of cool places; I don't think it's worth the difficulty for this one.

Here's a graph from my Garmin app that shows how much harder the Kenny Creek Trail is compared to the new trails. Overall, I ended up going 8.1 miles.

And here's another installment of "Mark sketches his dreams."

Mark's grandpa is a skeleton, and he asks Mark to put powdery lotion on his feet

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One advantage (and motivation) of all my running is that I can eat all these things for pumpkinundation roundup with less guilt.

I got these Apple Pie Quest Bars last Thankgiving, and even though I also count apple pie as a Fourth of July treat, I just couldn't make my way through them. They are not at all enjoyable to eat. Why do they even exist? I can't imagine anyone actually likes them, and there are lots of better protein bars out there. 2/10.

Good & Gather Stuffing Popcorn is similar to the Trader Joe's version. It's good but not super exciting. 7/10.

When I went to open the Good & Gather Stuffing Flavored Wavy Potato Chips, I was disappointed to see the bag was open a little bit. But I assume it opened while I was storing the bag over the last month, because surely I would have noticed when I bought it. So it's possible the open bag made them taste stale. I just didn't really care for these chips. They seemed off, and they had a cheap flavor. 4/10.

Apple Pie Toast Crunch has been around for years, and I'm glad that it keeps coming back, because it's great! 9/10.

I absolutely love the Firehouse Thanksgiving Turkey Sub, which has turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce. But as much as I love it, I do think it's overpriced! 10/10.

A year or two ago, I saw the Dick's Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cheese Ball. I didn't buy it immediately, but when I went back for one, they were all gone. So I felt I had to try it this year. It was better than I expected! I worried it would be tangy like plain cream cheese, but there's enough sweetness that it cuts through the tang. 7/10.

I was happy to have a Normal Ice Cream Candied Yams Composed Cone again, which is a twist of sweet potato ice cream and marshmallow ice cream, with pieces of sweet potato cake. I'm not sure I taste sweet potato specifically, but it's yummy regardless! 8/10.

I got invited to a chocolate-tasting activity this week, and they had pumpkin hot chocolate, with actual pumpkin puree in it. I really enjoyed it. 8/10.

I formally reviewed Cup Noodles Turkey Dinner, and now it's officially in season. It's typical for Cup Noodles. 7/10.

I was eager to try The Smoked Taco's Mayflower Taco, which has turkey, pomegranate seeds, and cranberry glaze. I can't say it tastes a lot like Thanksgiving, but I'm so glad it exists, and it's a good taco. 7/10.

I was eager to try the Crave Apple Cider Donut Cookie. I've gotten a little overwhelmed by all these giant cookie places, so I'm more likely to visit them if they have a cookie I'm really looking forward to. I was underwhelmed. The texture was kind of like a donut, but I don't want that in a cookie. It was very dry. And the frosting seemed overly buttery to me. 5/10.

In the last few years, I've started counting cranberry orange as a Thanksgiving flavor, so I tried the Sprouts Cranberry Orange Muffin. It's exactly what you'd expect. I don't love muffins, but they're fine. 7/10.

Since I was in the area in the morning, I decided to try Cheryl's Bagels, which is famous for not asking for tips (yay!). None of the bagels themselves were seasonal, but they have a flavor of the month for cream cheese, which was Cheryl's Cranberry Orange Cream Cheese. They just put it on my bagel like a sandwich. It's not fluffy like a shmear from Einstein. It was just really dense. 6/10.

The Nantucket Crisps Stuffing Terrific Potato Chips are the best stuffing chips I've had. I like the seasoning, and the texture is just right. 8/10.

I bought Sprouts Pumpkin Spice Coconut Rolls because I don't recall having a pumpkin product like them before. I don't love them. The coconut flavor dominates, and I'm not sure it works with the pumpkin spice. 5/10.

I bought Brach's Mellowcreme Autumn Mix in the clearance cart at the grocery store, and it does baffle me that they get rid of this candy so early, because it seems so perfect for Thanksgiving. Brach's is the best brand for candy corn, and I love the texture of the pumpkins. 7/10.

I've had Yogi Pumpkin Spice Herbal Supplement for years because I don't drink it often. It's just pompous water. 5/10.

Nice! Gummy Sweet Potato Peelable Candy is fascinating. Peelable candy is a recent fad, and I had a hard time peeling it. But it really does taste like sweet potato! Especially the aftertaste. But is that how I want candy to taste? And I say that as someone who likes sweet potato. It's enough of a novelty that I'm glad it exists. I would like to see more sweet potato candies, if only for the novelty. 7/10.

I got Lesley Stowe Raincoast Crisps Cranberry and Hazelnut Crackers to go with the cheeseball. They're OK. I've never loved this kind of cracker. 5/10.

The Kul Mocks Pumpkin Spice Cider might be the first mocktail I've ever had. This is a fizzy drink with no alcohol, no caffeine, electrolytes, and only a little sugar and calories. And it has a nice spicy flavor without being too sweet. What's not to like? 9/10.